Friday, February 8, 2013

Best News of the Week

plus other great things the internet gave us this week


The Best News of the Week should provide solace to all those living in New York City.  Get out while you still can and hit up the Girl Scout Cookie food trucks rolling around Manhattan today.  Stock up on Samoa's and Thin Mints for the impending blizzard; then worry about bread, milk, and TP.  If you're going to be snowed in, at least equip yourself with a little extra fat to keep warm in case the power goes out.

In other news:

The new Monopoly token is a cat

You can live forever (often in infamy) by being adopted into the English language

The Shaky Knees Festival is happening

Diet drinks get you drunker

Lizzy Caplan is still hilarious

White lies have never looked so good

You can now smell like your favorite famous dead writer

Beyonce announced her summer tour

The truth about the moon landing has finally been revealed

and

The Age of the Permanent Intern is upon us

So thank God we have Mean Girls, Bridesmaids, and Girls to get us through it



Worst news of the week goes to the portrayal of female reporters on House of Cards.

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